FLOP! - THE WORLD'S WORST EVER MUSICAL

a new musical comedy

FLOP! - THE WORLD'S WORST EVER MUSICAL

A hilarious new musical comedy

Music & lyrics by

CHRISTOPHER J. ORTON

Book & Lyrics by

ROBERT GOULD

It’s the worst musical in the world!

It’s even worse than Carrie, Dude or In My Life.

It’s the worst musical in the world!

Instead of sitting through this,

Slit your throat with a butcher’s knife.

It’s the worst musical of all time!

Even a year of previews will not get it fixed.

It’s the worst musical of all time!

A bigger turkey than Twang

And more corny than Rent Remixed.

 

It’s so clichéd you’ll laugh when you should shed a tear.

It’s like Gone With The Wind but much less sincere.

When they sing the bland songs, you won’t want to hear.

You’ve not heard them before - and there’s no chandelier!