A hilarious new musical comedy
Music by CHRISTOPHER J. ORTON
Book & Lyrics by ROBERT GOULD & CHRISTOPHER J. ORTON
It’s the worst musical in the world!
It’s even worse than Carrie, Dude or In My Life.
It’s the worst musical in the world!
Instead of sitting through this,
Slit your throat with a butcher’s knife.
It’s the worst musical of all time!
Even a year of previews will not get it fixed.
It’s the worst musical of all time!
A bigger turkey than Twang
And more corny than Rent Remixed.
It’s so clichéd you’ll laugh when you should shed a tear.
It’s like Gone With The Wind but much less sincere.
When they sing the bland songs, you won’t want to hear.
You’ve not heard them before - and there’s no chandelier!